Got a Parquet Courts tattoo? What the hell were you thinking? In order to shelter your fragile soul from the sting of deep, venomous regret, Parquet Courts are going to allow you free entrance, for life, into any Parquet Courts show*.
*Does not include side-projects, solo performances, weddings, open mic nights, “talks”, festivals etc.
This is not an incentive. Send proof of your poor decision via email.